Heidi Montag can be seen as a bit of a polarizing figure; if it isn’t her husband Spencer Pratt running for governor or her eating raw meat in the streets of LA (totally a thing that she did), then it’s her making dance records that do have some of the most problematic demon twink gays stan'ing her in their bedrooms like it’s still 2007 Blackout Britney vibes.
However, with her new album Masterpiece, she released just weeks ago in 2026, there are some songs that bring us back to the dance floor and make us remind ourselves that Heidi does know how to make a dance record.
A highlight from the album that I have guiltlessly on repeat (separate the art from the artist, you know?) is "Up All Night"; a catchy, chaotic dance track that is literally about being up for 48 hours.
What makes it unusual is just how much the song feels like a weird dance deep cut from Grimes' 2025 album Art Angels; it hypes up in the chorus to the same sort of jittery yelps you would almost hear from some of the standout tracks Grimes did during this album era; fitting seamlessly between a track like "Kill V. Maim".
It’s a great track with nonsensical lyrics that I can’t help play on repeat while the rest of Masterpiece is anything but; although I am seeing some songs that could be seen as growers from the record. While I let those songs Chia Pet themselves, this one I'm adding to a playlist as I try to forget the crimes against raw bison steak this pop princess has committed.
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